Sayings of the Day...

"I need to think of something less complicated than a marshmellow." (Jules)

"A Bible that is falling apart, is a sign of someone who isn't."

"Don't drip on their carpet!" Mom says to Missy and I.
"We won't, we're experts..." Missy begins. I step off the stool and into the paint. "...Ish."

"Rock, Paper, scissors...dynamite! Dynamite blows up everything!"

"Sin will keep you from this Book (the Bible) or this Book will keep you from sin."

"Moms have eyes in the backs of their heads...dads need spy equipment!" (Mandy)

"Did the Micronesians invent the microwave?"

"Breakfast is my absolute favorite meal, rivaled only by lunch and supper."

"Who wants a name like Tom Dulneschanter?"
"The third," added his companion.
"First, second or third, it is a bad name!"

"Quick getaways can be badly interrupted if you forget where you put your horse."

Person #1: "I'm good at this game!"
Person #2: "Aye, but only as good as the girl with her head stuck in a book, which, sadly, says something."

Mandy